Maybe I’m not your typical woman—I don’t want a Louis Vuitton bag, a trip to the Maldives, or, well, a set of designer implants. Here’s what’s actually on my wishlist: • Veneers – so I can smile without holding back (or breaking mirrors). • A new *house* (not an apartment where my neighbors can join my shows for free). • English lessons with a tutor (so I can tell you off in two languages, not just one). • A leather lingerie and accessory set from Anoeses—because why not mix fashion with a touch of "ouch"? • Professional, independent LED lighting (no ring lights here, we’re going big). • A real arctic fox fur coat (because winter and fabulous go hand in hand). • La Silla heels—because "barely-there" stilettos are a basic need. • A full-on shopping spree with a seamstress for custom pieces tailored to my body…and my wildest ideas. Clearly, I’m an easy one to shop for!